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Define Keister Meaning

Keister
Buttocks, heinie, your arse.

Samantha has a formidable keister.
By Francisca
Keister
to conceal an object in ones rectum.

to keister a sack of cocaine.
By Cherish
Keister
1. what you need to get up off of...

2. bulbous enclosure of fat located at the back of the bus, can be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.

get off your damn keister and get in the game
By Aubrey
Keister
(also keester, keyster, kiester, or kister)

1. the buttocks

2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods

3. a rear pants pocket

4. a safe

He got shot in the keister.
By Michaela
Keister
keis·ter

Pronunciation: 'kEs-t&r, 'kIs-
Variant(s): also kees·ter /'kEs-/
Function: noun
Etymology: satchel (English slang)
slang : BUTTOCKS

The word is out about town,
That Rock Hudson loved it in the brown;
He eschewed the nubile maids,
And now he has a case of AIDS.

Those who finally got him,
Penetrated his well-rounded bottom.

While down in Tijuana Town, when asked:
"Hey meester! Do you want to fuck my seester?"
Rock replied: "Hell no! Sock it to me in the keister!

-- doggrel, circa 1985
By Winifred
Keister
Use the lower portion of your digestive system as a storage bin for contraband

Carl had to keister a half-kilo of coke in order to clear customs from Columbia.
By Suellen
Keistering
To hide or smuggle items in ones anus

Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security
By Ansley
Keistered
To smuggle or conceal in ones anus. To hide a foreign substance in ones rectum.

Steve totally keistered that hard boiled egg without cracking it.
By Eddie
Keistering
To inject drugs up your or someone else's rectum. Also known as a booty bump. See crystal meth.

Adam came down with a nasty sore in his ass from keistering too much meth all weekend.
By Sallyann
Keister
To inject alcohol into your anus to bypass the liver to get drunk.

I used a turkey baster to keister a couple shots last night. Man I got fucked up.
By Aeriel