"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." -Sinclair Lewis predicting Kellenberg
By Ceciley
Kellenberg
i walked into a store today wearing my kellenberg cheer jacket. the man working there said to me “you go to kellenberg” i said “yeah.” he then says to me “oh i went there, so we’re basically family.” that’s what going to berg is like.
public school kid: there’s dogs and peacocks walking around your school?
berg kid: well yeah i go to kellenberg
kellenberg guys make fun ofchaminade guys cuz one: they can't get any and two: they are jealous cuz one day they will be working for those same chaminade guys.
Hey there is a great articel in "The Tarmac" about how the Firebirds whupped on the panys Flyers today. Boy i sure am ashamed to be a sissy Chaminade boy. Do me a favor - pass me a straw - my beer is getting warm and my bubble bath is getting cold.
By Elbertina
Kellenberg
A school with many clubs and sports. A school without a prom. You’ll always use the word kms because it sounds like kmhs. A basic Kellenberg girl rolls their skirt, wears a scrunchie, and has ripped stockings. A school with many cliques and many animals. Half the boys are full of themselves. Oh and you’ll starve and become dehydrated.
hell on earth;patrolled by a little troll. a diverse group of kids ranging from lax bros, wannabes and kiss asses. girls ranging from annoying cheerleaders, bitches and the chillest girls on long island. kids are down to drink or smoke at any point of the day.
One time i attended a kellenberg party, it was girls screaming and guys starting fights. never again.
"yo bro i attend kellenberg" Girl: "dont call me bro u fucking loser"
By Caresse
Kellenberg
Really big school in Uniondale. Just like Chaminade only with girls. Has many clubs and sports. Academically very strong. In many people's opinions, it's a great school.
A place where sicko Mode, Mo Bamba, and Thotiana have became very popular. It is where you bust down when the teacher is turned around. It is also the definition Ass
A sexist and runs on a social hierarchy but it’s still a pretty lit school. A place where everyone knows eveything about everyone (even teachers). Where teachers are more likely to date with each other than students
