Define Kessel Meaning

a basket for carrying some things often made of wire

to kessel s.o. means to tell somebody unbelievable lies in rapid succession so the person gets confused.

A re-rack in the drinking game Beirut, it is named after the hockey player Phil Kessel who plays for the Boston Bruins. It consist of four cups, three vertical and one cup horizontal to the middle cup. This is a reference to the fact that Phil Kessel has only one testicle after suffering testicular cancer. This is done in good fun, since Phil Kessel is considered to be a sick right winger. The saying hails from the frisbee team at Stonehill College

in which a gay/in the closet guy falls in love with jackson kessel, but ultimately is rejected by jack in the nicest way possible; also can be applied to others besides jack

When you fuck a girl hard and fast and pull out of her vagina, only to stick it in her ass to blow your load.

Having anal sex while watching Star Wars

An act in which Toronto Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel fails to: properly accept or initiate a pass, handle the puck, take a shot on net, or any other botched play within the opponent's zone.

A 2 time stanley cup winner and avid hot dog seller has played for Boston Bruins, Toronto Maple Leafs, Pittsburgh Penguins, and finally Arizona Coyotes

kessell is a very cool mom

The process by which the Toronto media will eventually drive their superstar players out of town with a combination of over reporting and harassment.