An almost attractive portland
fakenger in his
mid-twenties whose strengths are: rapidly climbing chain-link fences, sprinting to catch tri-met buses while running
the gauntlet of SW 3rd and Pine, lying, spreading genital warts to underage girls and stealing wheels or other components from bikes parked in otherwise safe locations.
OMG. This
ingrown hair is starting to look like a head of
gmo cauliflower. My highschool nurse says unprotected sex is to blame but I've only slept with
Kfed. I knew I shouldn't have trusted him when he said that he's allergic to latex.
