verb: To mooch off of a wealthy woman, displaying no skills of your own other than knocking her up and ensuring your own future income. Dressing poorly is optional; considering the word "pimp" a compliment is not.
adjective: To be like
KFed; to
attach yourself to a
rich woman, marry her and live off of her while trying to promote your own lame Eminem-not-like "career," as well as sleazing around, cornrowing your skanky white hair and avoiding showers and baths as if they would make you melt.
That's just gross; he's just
federlining now that he has that rich girlfriend. Plus he smells like
patchouli, trying to
cover up that three-day-old skank. I hope he doesn't take off his shoes!
Can't she see he's just trying to federline her?
I don't know; Ben used to be cool, but now he's become too federline for me. Maybe it's the constant ball-scratching.