Define Kippered Meaning

Kippered
When you are on top, in the midst of a heated act of sexual intercourse, and your dog sneakily finds his way onto the bed, where the pooch sniffs, and licks your anus.

"Man, it was going so great, I was piping this super hot babe, then all of a sudden I got kippered by my dumbass dog. I'd probably leave the door open again though."
By Jo
Kippers
Acronym for Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings.

Used to describe young(ish) people who should have moved out of the parental home but have refused to give up the easy lifestyle and perks that this entails. As a result this costs the parents in money and time.

Dude, you're 27, do you still live with your Mom?

Yeah, so does my bro. We got it sweet, we're kippers!
By Mandy
Kippers
Acronym from Great Britain: "Kids In Parents Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings"

Ed's one of them Kippers...34 and the bloke's still living off is Mum.
By Lissa
Kipper
A British children's show featuring two dogs, two pigs, a toad and some other animals who talk with fancy accents.

My little brother was watching Kipper the other day, brought back some good memories.
By Darcee
Kipper
Smoked kippers; Ace Rimmer's breakfast food of choice, apparently, as he mentions them in his slogan every time he leaves in the British TV series Red Dwarf.

By Amanda
Kipper
A pejorative term for a supporter of the UK Independence Party. Usually used to say how daft their policies are.

Kippers say they are libertarian, but they are also against gay marriage. Now that doesn’t make sense.
By Kakalina
Kipper
British slang for exterior of the vagina.

Plurally, a minge of kippers.

Ann Widdecombe wanted to show off her kipper on Strictly, but the BBC had to stick with reality.
By Bree
Kipper
1)A 'Smoked' Haddock or Herring (Smokie) Popular in The UK
2)Somone who is deemed untrustworthy and cowardly,ie Two Faced and Gutless.


''I had Kippers for breakfast,mmm lovely''
All Polititians are Kippers!

By Sheela
Kipper
Local to those from Hayes (London) and is when somebody has zero bants or self-dignity and is an embarrassment to themselves.

For fuck sake Kipper that’s awful
By Davita
Kippered
An act of sabotage, commonly as a practical joke and mischievous rather than malicious in nature. Originating from the practice of placing a kipper in a hot place such as, a car's exhaust manifold to create a bad smell.

"I bet John will be half way up the M1 before he realises he's been kippered".
By Liuka