Define Kutcher Meaning

any good-looking young man rendered rather pathetic by his anxious attempt to fit in and/or be liked. Can also refer to a stupid or hopelessly, embarrassingly un-cool individual.

to have an orgasm during same-sex intercourse. (usually male on male)

The opposite of a cougar. A young male that goes after an older woman.

Demi Moore's bitch.

the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile

when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"

Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.

Further proof that this country is fucked.

One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?

A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.

No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.