Define L A D Meaning

L Your D
Someone who uses acronyms to talk which is trying to say your going to give them a blowjob. L short form for lick and D for Dick. B could also be switched or added for L your D and/or B meaning balls.

Crazy acronym girl: Thanks for the ride. If you want I'll L your D.
By Linnell
L$d
L$D is an American song from A$ap Rocky, in the song he is talking about the drug but also uses it as a acronym for love sex dreams

"girl I really fuckin want love sex dreams (l$d)"
By Josie
.l.. D'.'b ..l.
A great way of owning someone - without words - on the internet. Represents a guy flipping someone off.

Roger: Howdy!
Robert: .l.. d'.'b ..l.
Roger: :(
By Celestyn
F L D S
Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)

Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....
By Nisse
L DOUBLE E D S
leeds, used commonly by chavs to determine their place of origin commonly followed by 'WOT WOT' just for extra brapping. Used with the gunz for effect.

Originates from the DJ Q and MC Bonez tunez. "You Wot!?" and "Get Mad"

John: Where you from?

Mr. Chavvy: L DOUBLE E D S WOT WOT!!

John: Oh...
By Lacie
B I J D A F L D M D G F T
An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.
By Eachelle
L O S T D
Lots of Sexually Transmitted Diseases

I can not find my L O S T D girlfreind!
By Rodie
L U C I D
A Guy whos sweet but can be toxic when pushed and he loves gabz

L u c i d loves gabz
By Elbertina
S L E W E D
Sexual.Lifestyles.Ethnic.Whipping.Erectile.Dysfunction

To pay a member of an ethnic community to whip one's testicles for sexual pleasure. Payment can be made by driving a 2010 red ford fiesta or by having sexual intercourse with anything that is considered mainstream.

My mate Glen got S L E W E D last night. He loves it though, he gets S L E W E D every night.
By Marys
R O T F L T D O L W T H B G H O T W A H I A N
Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now

Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n
By Lacy