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Define Landau Meaning

Landau
A platform upon which one lies to masterbate.

Kieran: "Why the fuck is Arleen taking so long?"

Amelia: "Fucks sake I bet shes lying on her landau again with her dildo"
By Ella
Landau
a friendship handjob

"We were drinking beer and watching football when she offered to give me a landau"
By Renie
Teddy Landau
The husband/bassist for the amazinging singer/songwriter/guitar player/Maxim cover-girl veteran, Michelle Branch. Has a baby girl with Michelle, Owen Isabelle Landau.

On drums we have Kenny, on bass we have Teddy Landau, and on the mic we have Michelle!!!!!
By Berny
Landau
Group of slightly wacky people who have a dual nationality. Don't like coconut.

"Wow, what a weird group of weird people"
"Yeah, they're such Landaus"
By Carlotta