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Define Lasty Meaning

Lastie
the last person that you love

You are not my firstie, but lastie.
By Rebe
Lastie
the last person you love

You are not my firstie, but lastie.
By Marne
Lastie
Death caused by taking a selfie

The young man was a victim of a lastie over the weekend when he fell to his death taking a selfie
By Sandi
Lasty
A common term in Derbyshire for Fat Losers, usually men. If you are a lasty, you tend to be the sort of fat bloke who would come last in a race. Or in life in general. Notable behaviour of Lastys: they support Derby County FC, they are often big fat loud-mouths, they wouldn't be able to cut it in the army or the navy, they drive small Cars like Ford KAs and they have trouble staring down at their penises.

Johnny Vegas is a Lasty.
By La Verne
Lasties
The opposite of Firsties. A comment so out of place or terrible that it ends the online conversation taking place on a particular blog post, forum thread or Facebook wall post.

Hey, I know you simply wanted to show your affection by commenting on my wall or blog post, but you have clearly missed the entire point and your comment was effectively the stopping block of what could've been an engaging online conversation with social peers. You just made a Lasties.
By Morissa
Firstie Lastie
A person who must always be addressed by both their first name and last name. Either they are one of many who share the same first name or it simply sounds weird if someone addresses them by only their first name.

John Smith? He's a firstie lastie, nobody calls him John without saying Smith as well.
By Harmonia
Firsty-lasty
A firsty-lasty is someone who is always called by their first and last name by someone who has a crush on them, or by someone who doesnt know them that well.

Hey Daisy, did you see John Hanley last night at that party?
By Gwenni
Nasty Lasty
A dirty nightcap before bed

Let us drink one Nasty Lasty before we go upstairs to do the dirty
By Dorita
Lasties Get Assties
The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”

“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”
By Wilie
Dirty Lasty
When Someone shits on there unborn dads head wearing a riot shield screaming the alphabet backwards through a tube of crisps there mum found in her crotch.

Oh my god he just dirty lasty his nan
By Rivy