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Define Lawsuite Meaning

Lawsuite
What people threaten to do when you post nasty things about them on the internet.

Isn't "HEH HEH I BET THEY'D CHANGE THEIR TUNE IF WE ISSUED A LAWSUITE" what they say 99% of the time? Way to act just like them. (I know you said you're not really suggesting it...but still.)

It's not an actual possibility at all - surely being HERE of all places has taught you that.
By Janene
Lawsuit
Wealth transfer in the name of justice.

Criminal cases are about paying time for doing the crime; but civil lawsuits are just about an attempt at wealth transfer in the name of justice.
By Ilyssa
Lawsuit
Something vietnamese people do when they get into accidents.

I got into an accident with a vietmese lady and now she's trying to get as much money as she can out of my insurance by filing a LAWSUIT.
By Maria
Lawsuit
It's what people recommend you wear if you're a lawyer, or you have a court date

I have to meet a client in 30 minutes, where'd I put my lawsuit?
By Hildegarde
Lawsuited
To receive a lawsuit

I was lawsuited for pushing him down the mountain, because he was severly injured.
By Raquel
Lawsuitable
When you are able to file a lawsuit against a particular thing.

John: Dude this guy just ran over my cat!
Joe: Dude that's so lawsuitable!
By Marla
Lawsuit
that thing you file against your parents because you didnt ask to be born then it starts up some family tea,

you:"mom im filing a lawsuit against you"
mom:"wait sweetie what did i do??"
you:"I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN"
mom:"i didnt either sweetie, always use protection"
you:"oh-"
By Jesse
Lawsuit
An incredible garage band that should have gone bigtime. Home grown in Davis, CA

Lawsuit's best album was Third Rail Power Trip
By Alicea
Lawsuit Whore
A lawsuit whore is a person who sues for problems that are THEIR OWN FAULT. They have no common sense. Many of them have the reputation for being American; however it must be clarified that most Americans are not lawsuit whores and they believe in personal responsibility.

Apparently a burglar got trapped in a garage and had to survive on dog food; then he sued the homeowners and got money. What a lawsuit whore.

Anyone who spills coffee on themselves and sues the place where they bought the coffee is a major lawsuit whore.
By Rosmunda
Lawsuit Hot
A liquid so hot that if served in a restaurant would be grounds for legal action.

See Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants

(After sipping some coffee) "Goddamn! This coffee is lawsuit hot!"
By Dena