Define Lent Meaning

Lent
That 40 day long period where Christians attempt to emulate Christ-like suffering and minimalism through only the lamest and most half-assed undertakings.

Jesus: I toiled in the desert for 40 days and nights. Then I was beaten until I lost 17.8 litres of blood.

Self-Righteous Christian Tool: I switched to low-carb beer.
By Jania
Lent
1 - the 40-day period from Ash Wednesday until Easter, observed by many Christians as a time for penitence, fasting, and devotion.

2 - the 40 days immediately following Mardi Gras, when all sins from that day are supposedly forgiven, regardless.

He felt bad for raping that drunk girl in her hotel room on Bourbon St, but then he remembered that Lent began the next day.
By Alverta
Lent
A time before easter in the christian calander where sacrifice is made.

2. Stuff collected from bottom of washing machine, JK

"the pope has just declared lent"

A lent collecter
By Dianna
Lent

I lent him a condom = I loaned him a condom
By Glenda
Lent
Lent is the time of year when Catholics give it up and "eat fish" on Fridays... Heh.

It was lent, and for 40 days and 40 nights I gave it up. By the time Easter came around, damn was I sore!
By Deanna
Lent
An Anglican festival where you give up everything enjoyable in your life for a few weeks. Its supposed to make you a better person.

This year, for Lent, I gave up liquor at lunch, sex, erotic novels, surfing porn sites, dating, and dessert.
By Judi
Lent
It is the practice of fasting for a lengthy period of time. Typically practiced by college students everywhere. This is usually caused by a lack of money and the inability to buy food.

The College and Career group at church were practicing lent this last month.
By Astrix
Lent

Me and my cuz went to the club last night and were lent by 10:30
By Deanne
Lent
Lent is a season in the Christian Church which focuses on repentance, peneitance, devotion and renewal. Lent begins on Ash Wednesday and ends on Easter. This is a total of 40 days, excluding Sundays.

Lent is commemoration of the temptation of Jesus Christ and also the Last Supper, His betrayal, arrest, crucifixion and death. Three days later, however, He was raised from the dead. This festival is called Easter.

It is a tradition in the Western churches to "give up" a pleasure or comfort during Lent.

Kelly gave up chocolate and television for Lent.

Lent is the time for Christians to fight especially hard in their spiritual warfare against evil and worldly lusts, and to focus on the righteousness and new life we have through Christ.
By Yolanthe
Lent
A Christian/Catholic holiday in which you give up something such as candy, cracking your knuckles, etc.

She gave up sweets and fried food for Lent.
By Nikaniki