Life Affirming Shit (
LAS)
A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped
a pound or two.
The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.
When your
colon gives an extra 20%
AM. Whats up BP. You
goode?
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!
BP. How was the work out?
AM.
Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.
AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your
tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.