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Log Cabin
When 5 or more people shit on someone's face. Much like a bukkake, but with more possible gender/role permutations. Less than 5 is a "Foot Bridge."

We gave the gimp a log cabin last night. I reckon Skeeter had Chipolte for lunch.

We were a couple short for a log cabin, but Washington could have crossed the Delaware on the foot bridge we gave Sally.
By Julita
Log Cabin
A term used to describe a gay republican. It refers to Abraham Lincoln - a Republican president whose sexuality has long been debated. Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin.

Person One: Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian?!?
Person Two: Yea, she's a log cabin republican.
Person One: What a bitch!
By Robbi
Log Cabin
An enclosed lavatory, containing a toilet, especially when used for defaecation. 'Log' referring to poo, due to its brown coloration and tendency to float. Throne room.

Man with a turtle head: "Jesus Christ! I've gotta go to the log cabin quick!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
By Melloney
Log Cabin
The act of four people performing one continuous 69 in a square position.

Pat: After this double date do you want to come back and build a log cabin on the living room floor?

Bob: hell yeah I call second level!
By Winifred
Log Cabin
Your ass.

Cindy could feel Jake knocking on the back door of her log cabin. She was nervous as it was the first time anyone or anything had entered that way before.
By Jacintha
Log Cabin
The resulting structure of several people take a dump in the same toilet without flushing.

Since my family is on a tight budget, guest in my home were often horrified at the log cabin awaiting them in the bathroom.
By Petronia
Log Cabin
Where you have sex with a girl, and when she falls asleep, call some buddies over to help you shit on all for sides of the bed, so the next morning, she'll be trapped in a "log cabin" and can't get out of the bed.

"Dude! My girl's passed out, come over and help me build a log cabin for her."

Marshall: "The bitch just fell asleep after sex. Tha fuck."
Stuart: "She totally deserves to wake up in a log cabin."
By Avrit
Log Cabin
The completely non homo act of stripping your bros down, getting them rock hard, and building a Lincoln-log-like cabin with your massive boners. Dude, it's totally not gay. What's wrong with a pile of erections? Nothing... No homo.

Scott: Alright guys! Its 10:30! Time to build a log cabin!

Jeff: Oh yes guys! I've been looking forward to this all night, I've had a boner for 5 hours!

Nick: I'm pulsating.
By Kara
Log Cabin
A log cabin is when a girl takes on the maximum amount of boners all at once without any of them touching. Current scientific research show that the amount is 20.

Me:"19 of my friend and I just gave that chick a log cabin."
Mom: "That's nice, dear."
By Meg
Log Cabin
Reference for a $5 dollar bill because of Lincoln

Hey dog, I got a Log Cabin on it.
By Anthe