Define Lombard Meaning

Lombard
Lombard (AKA Lompton), the village of Lilacs, where the mood is easy and so are the sluts from Glenbard East. The town is full of good catholics, all from Montini. The pride and joy of Lombard is Lilacia Park where there is a glorious display of assorted bushes and flowers but most importantly, the Lilacs of Lombard. The most important part of lombard is Sacred Heart School, located right on the corner of Elizabeth and Maple. The kids who attended this school rule all of Lombard. Everyone thinks they're punk skaters until the end of 8th grade and everyone plays park district soccer at least once. All you Lombard alums will remember Lombard Lanes, the glass bank, and the historical movie theater, all of which are town down now. If you live in Lombard you will find yourself drawn to Cruise Nights every Saturday during the summertime, and once a year to the Taste of Lombard to watch their glorious display of fireworks (voted #1 fireworks presentation in DuPage County) presented to you on the 4th of july. All of these activities are fun, but nothing compared to the Lilac Parade where one can see the diversity of lombard strewn down main street. Wanna hear more about this glorious town? Subscribe to the local newspaper, The Lombardian, to catch up on the police blotter (to check up on all your friends weekend activities), sports news, speak out colums, marriages, and obituaries! and if you happen to drive through, always remember... slow down, make Lombard a safe town!!

lombard kid: "hey i'm from lombard"
villa park kid: "holy shit you're from lombard? i've been with soo many ladies but none of the classy girls from lombard-- they're WAY outta my league"
By Belicia
Lombard
Lombard is home to the infamous glenbard east high school and montini catholic high school. Both of these schools include slutty girls getting way too drunk every weekend and then posting about it on social media. Lombard is the only town that puts pride in flower. They have an entire park deticated to their lilacs as well as several ceremonies a year for this flower. The only good part about lombard is it's close proximity to Chicago which makes it easy to aquire a large variety if drugs. Don't be fooled by this because it is not as great as it may seem. The people of Lombard tend to have low IQs and manage to get pulled over and/or arrested for possession almost as often as they lie about the amount of hours they spend mastrubating each day.

If you say "free weed" in the mirror three times, a hoe from Lombard will appear on your dick.
By Diandra
LOMBARD
Lombard,n. derog. acronym Loads Of Money But A Real Dick

"How was your date last night?"
"Awful, he was a real Lombard"
By Christyna
Lombard
Acronym: Loads Of Money But A Real Dick
Coined by William Gibson in the book Pattern regognition (ISBN 0-399-14986-4) when describing the character Hubertus Bigend

"Sally went out on a date with him last week, said he was really slimy, a real Lombard"
By Anetta
Lombard
Lombard (AKA Lompton), the village of Lilacs, where the mood is easy and so are the sluts from Glenbard East. The town is full of good catholics, all from Montini. The pride and joy of Lombard is Lilacia Park where there is a glorious display of assorted bushes and flowers but most importantly, the Lilacs of Lombard. The most important part of lombard is Sacred Heart School, located right on the corner of Elizabeth and Maple. The kids who attended this school rule all of Lombard. Everyone thinks they're punk skaters until the end of 8th grade and everyone plays park district soccer at least once. All you Lombard alums will remember Lombard Lanes, the glass bank, and the historical movie theater, all of which are town down now. If you live in Lombard you will find yourself drawn to Cruise Nights every Saturday during the summertime, and once a year to the Taste of Lombard to watch their glorious display of fireworks (voted #1 fireworks presentation in DuPage County) presented to you on the 4th of july. All of these activities are fun, but nothing compared to the Lilac Parade where one can see the diversity of lombard strewn down main street. Wanna hear more about this glorious town? Subscribe to the local newspaper, The Lombardian, to catch up on the police blotter (to check up on all your friends weekend activities), sports news, speak out colums, marriages, and obituaries! and if you happen to drive through, always remember... slow down, make Lombard a safe town!!

Tommy: "hey man, where are you from?"
Frank: "dude, i'm from Lombard, the Lilac Village!"
Tommy: "Holy shit, i've done alot of sluts around the DuPage area but i haven't managed to get with any classy ladies from Lombard, it's WAY outta my league!"
By Alanah
Lombard
Verb
1. To not pay your bills
2 become or remain delinquent.

Jon lombarded on his debts.
By Claresta
Lombard’s Way
Strategy. When offered two or more reasonable and practical approaches to a challenge, “Lombard’s Way” would be to strategically choose a third, unreasonable or impractical response. (Orig. from J. M. Lombard’s seminal work: Spear warfare in the age of tanks”)

Wing Man: “Dude, she is totally checking you out.”
Alpha Male: “What are my options?”
Wing Man: “I see two good approaches; 1) smile at her and introduce your self, or 2) ask her if you can buy her and her friends a drink. Both are strong.”
Alpha Male: “Excellent, and agreed. But I think I will kiss you instead for about 15 seconds.”
Wing Man: “Sweet strategy. Textbook use of Lombard’s Way.”
By Saidee
Lombard Street
Located in east central San Fransisco, Lombard Street is known to be the "crookedest street in the world" with 8 sharp turns going down the steep slope

Lombard Street is cool when ur trying to ride ur bike down its path
By Fawnia
Lombard, IL
a crappy little suburb of chicago where theres nothing better to do then do drugs and kill yourself

Kid one: where do you live?

Lombard Kid: Lombard

Kid One: That sucks
By Astrix
Lombard, IL
A small town outside of chicago. Although there are ALOT of drugies and sluts in lombard,those people dont matter, and they are to be ignored. it has much more character than the towns surrounding it. Glenbard East ( a highschool in Lombard) music won 2 grammys, the marching band is a pride of Illinois and is praised in the daily herold constantly. the poms always take first in state. Last year the volley ball team was first in the division and took 3rd in state. Last year 5 of students from the art department recieved awards of honorable mention and a first place competing against college level students, at a college. lilatia park is one of the most beautiful parks around, people from all over the state come to look at it. Our lilac parade is quite wonderful as well, another attraction not other towns can boast about.

ordinary kid:where are you from
lombard kid: Lombard, IL
ordinary kid: wow you're lucky, everything's so ordinary in my town.
By Sheryl