On a nice Friday Evening, one may choose to indulge themselves in a nice love boat. This is where you go to the graveyard and dig up the bodies of 1000 dead women. You should then continue to chop up their bodies and make a raft out of their intestines which you will use to float down a river of their blood and other bodily fluids. You will then have sex with each and every one of their eye sockets while eating their gallbladders. As defined by Holmes.
