The time of the month when a teenage boy, NOT A MAN, experiences hormonal changes which affect his usual state of bitchiness to an extreme level.
Symptoms:
-irrationality
-need to run 10 miles a day
-touching themselves
-often having rant sessions about the girls they can't get and how bitchy they are, when in reality she's way to good for him and he's to stupid to know how to get a girl in the first place
-often doing stupid things repeatedly with other members of the penile race
-need to have excessively long lingering conversations with oneself involving why they didn't get the girl and expressing their sadness via music and holes in wall.
-lost
in thought
-a permanent angry look stuck one their face
-frequent bathroom visits
-drumming fingers on the desk
-tapping feet
-less than needed humming of sad song by some random band that was cool in
the 50's. aka the 18 hundreds
-can't express themselves except through song, dance, and
pervy comments (more like shuffling..)
-getting lost in a hot girls legs.. I mean, I mean... eyes!
-looking around with nervous
glances
-suddenly brings up inside joke that no one else knows
-needs to be the center of attention
-over-drama-tization of their problems
-frequently solving
crossword puzzles and
math problems
-coming up with more sad songs to sing about during
next man period
-putting random programs on their fancy
graphing calculator
-still wondering about that girl..
-madly in love with
Rae (nice justin)
Boy on man period, "Oh dude I just heard
this cool band the star
gazers and theirs this one song that reminds me of my life, but i won't
tell you what is is."