Obsequious male who sniffs after a
suitor, male or female, who is way out of his league who will be expected to put up with all of the
drudgery of a relationship with none of the benefits, most pointedly without any sex. He will be called upon to act as pyschotherapist, answer 4am phone calls, and provide transportation at a moments notice, without any complaints whatsoever.
Woman 1: "Do you guys do it?"
Woman 2: "Are you
kidding,
OF COURSE NOT, he's just a man
pet!"
