Define Martino Meaning

Martino
M-are-t-EE-no:
the act of incorporating a scientific term/notion into an everyday conversation.

Guy 1: "Bruh- I bet the Earth makes fun of the other planets for not having any life."
Guy 2: "uhh..."
Guy 1: "#Martino."
By Korry
Martino
The sexiest man alive. Has a sexi body and gets all ladys. Has a HUUGGEEE dick and knows how to use it.

That "Martino" has one HUGE dick and knows how to use it :-D!!!
By Joby
A Martino
When one extends a joke to the point where it is no longer funny

By Tamera
Martino
A woman that uses her hands too much while speaking.
A woman who plays with her moustache.

Look at Martino, she's been plucking those moustache hairs for hours!
By Susann
Dante Martino
A Faggot who treats everyone like shit, hangs out with squeakers like Mike I, thinks he's better than everyone, and takes up more space than Alan.

Dante Martino is fat
By Verna
Team Martino
They are a supportive special group of people. We're loyal and unstoppable. We're the type of group that if you come foom our favorite better believe we're COMING FOR YOUR ASS! We're the type that if no one supports our fav better believe we will. We are not just a fan base, but we are a FAMILY.

We will always stick together no matter what.

Team Martino is the best
By Tate
Martino's Law
1) A statute used in Jefferson County, Pennsylvania. States that for a couple to raise or adopt a foster child, they must first have a natural child of their own. Used to prevent mis care or child abuse in the county.

2) A slang word used to relate to unfit parents.

1) I heard those people in that blue house wanted to adopt, but they can't because Martino's Law won't let them.

2) I don't know about that couple at the end of the street. I think somebody better turn them in for violating Martino's Law.
By Avis
Martino Somma
The art of crawling on your opponent(s) in hand-to-hand combat.

Wow, this kids a real Martino Somma
By Gunilla
Martino Dutchboy
A man named Martino of the Dutch nationality who thoroughly enjoys to be donkey punched while screaming "mMmMm yahhh" and orgasming simultaneously with the 3 Dutch Dykes.

I eat Martino Dutchboy for lunch.
By Toni
Martino Dutchboy
One who enjoys licking the crevaces of the foreskin

I gave Martino Dutchboy a big fat Donkey Punch.
By Timi