Dude 1: Look that guy is sitting there by himself with the look of extreme pleasure in his face. He's also making weird noises too.
Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.
Yak: That's right I am a
3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and
no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.
