A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a
slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his
magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.
Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.
In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Look at me!! i can kill 3
badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over
three years!!