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Define Mbps Meaning

MBP
Mac Book Pro

An Apple laptop abbreviated so that when you type online it makes it easier to type

You: I just got a new apple computer
Friend: What type did you get?
You: I've got the MBP
Friend: Apple is the best!
By Eustacia
Mbp
Acronym for manbearpig

I stopped the MBP. People are super stoked on me, even if they dont know it. Excelsior!
By Jeanie
MBP
Most Ballin-ist Player

"I'm the M.B.P., Most Ballin-ist Player
Make my own moves, call me the mayor..."
JD - Welcome to Atlanta Remix
By Susanetta
MBP
My back pocket

Jack: "I'm looking for @kickstarter projects to back or projects to invest in... Does anybody know of any good projects worth having a look at?"

Jill: "hey, money is always welcome my way! And by 'my way' I mean, MBP (my back pocket!!)"
By Auberta
MBP
short for 'Most Ballinest Playa'. Somebody with nawlij and love for the pimp game. A boss playa.

Props to my MBP Zee Money, he representin' wit' nothing but love for the gizzame.
By Gretta
Mbp
mandatory black person. in a group of males/females, it is always necessary to have at least one mbp in the group. just in case you need someone to translate ghetto speak or get you the best friend chicken. obviously mbp's are necessary.

1: dude we need some friend chicken.
2: dont worry, my mbp is already on it.

1: damn. all the blacks in school are used. we cant go out without an mbp.
By Avivah
MBP
An acronym for "My Big Penis" as opposed to Macbook Pro for dirty-minded people.

A: This is how I cleaned MBP. I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue.
B: That sounds dirty.
A: Oh shit. I've just realized an alternative meaning of MBP.
B: I meant the "I rubbed it with a damp piece of cloth and rubbed it dry with tissue" bit.
A: Well, the alternative meaning of MBP sprang up in my mind before that.
By Coral
MBP
Most ballainest playa'

I'm the MBP, most ballainest playa', bitch call me the mayor
Welcome to ATL, Jermaine Dupri
By Batsheva
MBP
Motor Boating Pediatrician. A Pediatrician who enjoys natural breasts and motor-boating them.

Dang that MBP soiled his sweats at the strip club.

My MBP has a fondness for farm animals and frequenting strip clubs.
By Orelee
MBP
Acronym for Massive Black Penis.

Part of the stereotype that black men have above average penises.

Person 1: I fucked Tyrone last night.
Person 2: Woah, did he have an MBP?!
By Casie