... This man is said to be legend of sorts in the deep South. Born January 4th, 1985. He was born human but slowly became more than a mortal. By age 17 he had invented the art of
Cocksmithing.
Cocksmith involves true skill of phallic nature. Only he knows how to become a true
cocksmith. To this day many have tried, but have failed to become a cocksmith. Adam McCloud embodies what it means to have all women at his mercy.
Man,
that guy has
laid so many
women, he is a modern-day Adam McCloud