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Define Meat Thermometer Meaning

Meat Thermometer
Used in conjunction with a Greasy Oven Mitt.

When performing a Greasy Oven Mitt a male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female.

"I was unaware my penis was big enough to give her a meat thermometer while giving her a greasy oven mitt".
By Kirsten
Meat Thermometer
To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."
By Adel
Meat Thermometer
Penis, which can be used orally, anally, and/or vaginally (see "take her temperature")

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.
By Euphemia
Meat Thermometer
(n.) 1. A complete idiot devoid of any reasoning 2. One's penis

1.What a fucking meat thermometer! He put the eggs at the bottom of the bag!
2. I'd like to stick my meat thermometer in her, see if she's done.
By Sarene
Meat Thermometer
The act of inserting a meat thermometer into the love canal after the female climax and whispering "baby you've been well done"

Jenny was surprised roger brought kitchenware to bed until she realized he was going to meat thermometer her
By Ailee
Meat Thermometer
Another name for a penis.

Andrew: Oh Jeffery stop playing with my meat thermometer.
By Aigneis