Define Thermometer Meaning

Thermometer
the act of having one finger up a girl's asshole while you engage in intercourse.

"i bang'd her and i rock'd a thermometer."
By Yoshi
Thermometer
An oboe, because of its overall thin shape.

I have to practice that solo on the 'ole thermometer.
By Emlynn
Thermometered
The act of having your temperature taken to enter a building (or country) due to global pandemics.

I got thermometered coming in the building this morning for work.
By Hermia
Thermometer
Technique to make masturbation last longer. When you are beating off just as you are about to bust your nut you stop or slow down for a minute then start beating off again. You can repeat this many times in one session. delayed orgasm.

Thanks for telling me about the thermometer, now I can beat off for hours.
By Pam
Thermometer
When you have reached the level of boredom to type "Thermometer" into the google search engine.

I just got a thermometer stuck in my dogs ass. Help me.
By Nanni
Cat Thermometer
When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.

1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees

"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"
By Gabbie
Flesh Thermometer
When a man uses his penis to check if a woman is running a fever and is a few degrees warmer than normal.

My girlfriend said she felt like she was getting the flu, but instead of going to the doctor I just used my flesh thermometer to see if her temperature was high.
By Kari
Female Thermometer
a sexual act where the female inserts her finger into the male's anus as if checking temperature

Man, I wish that nurse would give me the female thermometer.
By Elizabet
Dirty Thermometer
(Termometro sporco) The sexual act of going from anal insertion to oral insertion while climaxing.

It took some convincing but in no time at all I was giving her the Dirty Thermometer
By Claire
Asshole Thermometer

Hey Jerry, don't put that fucking thing in your mouth cos it's an asshole thermometer!
By Madlen