Joe got shot because he owed money to the Megalodon.
"Hey, I can’t wait to see that new gangster film about the Megalodon."
She was both
terrified and excited when the Megalodon asked her out for dinner.
"Joe, don't look that guy in the eyes!... he's the Megalodon."
The FBI finally managed to
lock up the Megalodon... on
TAX evasion.