/noun/
An ideal female partner, girlfriend or wife;
A perfect woman, ideal for marriage and
domestic partnership;
A beautiful, highly-intelligent, cultured, sexy, nurturing woman who takes care of all her male partner's needs, physically, emotionally, sexually, etc., thus
freeing him from
banal male concerns and allowing him to achieve his full human potential.
/verb/
To take care of all your male partner's needs, physically, emotionally, sexually, etc., thus freeing him from banal male concerns and allowing him to achieve his full human potential.
"Can you believe that of all the guys in our class, Phil
Meyer turned out to be the most successful? He was such a douche in high school!"
"He totally
lucked out. He found a great Michelle Obama, married her, and now his life is set!"
"Why was Bill Clinton such a
screw-up? As president he never seemed to live up to potential?"
"Well, Hillary didn't Michelle Obama him like she should have. I heard she only tossed his salad once in 8 years in the White House!"
"Bitch!!"