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Define Microbes Meaning

Microbes
A life form. Like a microorganism, especially a bacterium that causes disease. Not in technical use.

Man#1: MICROBES!!! AAAAAaaaaAAAA microbes...gaaah...

Lady#1: Microbes...*sob*

Boy in bubble: Hey guys, what's goin' on?

Man#2: We're being attacked by aliens and they infected all of us with MICROBES!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
By Modestine
Microbating
A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.

While waiting for his popcorn Steven decided to start microbating.
By Ariana
Microbate
The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.

so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.
By Nettle
Microb
japneese salad referred to in "South Park" as a swear word. Most likely doesn't exist

Mmmmm, I could go for a bowl of microb.
By Shawn
Microbate
beating off to anything microsoft or a picture of bill gates

mom: ande what r you doing with that picture of bill gates?

Ande: dammit mom can't i guy microbate in this house
By Shandra
Microbating
When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.

We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing
By Dorian
Microbate
Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating

Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.
By Maisey