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Midden
Offically in Olde English it means dung heap or cess pit. Popular insult in the North of Ireland and Scotland and often used to describe any slovenly mess including persons.

Look at yer mans front yard, it looks like a f***in' midden.
By Nedda
Midden
scottish word for a cess pit, rubbish pile or compost heap

Go and chuck that shit on the midden
By Pet
Midden
Scottish word for Slut/Slag.

She's a midden!
By Elberta
Midden
1. Originally a Scottish word meaning a rubbish heap.
2. A particularly unattractive person, a mess. Often used to describe oneself after consuming alcohol.

"I was such a drunken midden last night."
By Lilith
Midden
A midden has nothing to do with sexual proclivity. It is english/scottish -- similar to the American expression "dufuss" (not sure of spelling)

By Kesley
Midden
A wee grey haired Scotsman who does what he's told.

Right midden, get the bevy in..
By Priscilla
Midden
1.An unsightly mess.
2.An extremely unattractive female
3.A football stadium of ill repute where the great unwashed gather bi-weekly.

1.Haven't you tidied your room yet?.It's a midden!.
2.Wouldnae touch her with yours mate,she's a right midden.
3.Parkhead in the East end of Glasgow.Commonly referred to as "The Midden".
By Alys
Ridden Midden
A word to describe a female who has received an extremely high number of Penis inside their vagina, rectum and in and around their mouth.

'Have you seen Louise? She got pumped by Mark AND Elliott last night, Ridden midden!'

Person 1 - 'Hey, Claire Forbes is quite tidy?'
Person 2 - 'Nah bro, she's fat and seen more dickends than weekends, she's a total ridden midden, stay well clear'
By Alfie
Fat Midden's
If someone's a pure "fat midden!" then they're a bit of a smelly hound.
commonly used in the glasgow area of scotland as an insult to those fat cheeky bitches from helenburgh walking about allover the streets of Glezga

An innocent pedestrian walks down a street and bumps into two fat cheeky bitches stuffing themselves with big bags of chips....

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "hu hu
hu" "Haw!....You!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "yes what is it?"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "you are like, sooo gay!...hu hu he!...like man"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "like yeah, totally man.....hu hu hu!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "aye! well whatever!you two are nothing but a pair of FAT MIDDEN'S HEN!...cheerio!"
By Ilene
Midden Hits The Windmill
A phrase with the same meaning as the "shit hits the fan" but from more original origins. A midden was a pile of general rubbish, generally containing excreations. A windmill is self-explanatory and so when the midden hits the windmill you are all going to get showered in shit.

Man 1) The boss found out that the virus on his PC was our fault
Man 2)The job's not worth it. Lets get out of here before the midden hits the windmill
By Cynthie