Define Mike Jones Meaning

i figured i'd ask smarterchild about the rapper mike jones.

"Rapper" for people with ADD.

a southern rapper who bases his entire career around his name.

Mike Jones, only rapper alive that's only word he knows is his own name; What you actually don't know, he's not kidding when he asks "What's my name?", He just has short term memory and can't remember his name

a swishahouse rapper

A rapper whose songs are pretty alright. The only problem is, is that because Mike Jones says his name an uncountable amount of times in his songs, now middle/upper-class white boys scream "MIKE JOOONNNNEEESSSS!" like it's going out of style. Which it is, folks. It is.

Rapper who breaks rapping rules by repating the lines..

a texas rapper. swisha house rapper

Houston texas rapper that doesnt have much talent that repeats his name in every song he is in or is his.
The only good song he has made is Back Then and that was just ok, Chamillionaire is way betta than paul wall and mikes combined, mike jones has appeared on prison break the tv series and has made a fool

A strange southern creature that elevated to celebrity status like last year i think. Nonetheless, Mike Jones should be remembered by a number of things:

1. his resemblance to one of the ninja turtles
2. his inability to develop any street cred
3. the only rapper ive heard actually say vagina instead of some other slang word to talk about female genitalia.
4. one of the few rappers that even white suburban kids make fun of.
5. yet another reason why texas is the butt of so many jokes
6.the only person known to man with celebrity status to give out his cell phone number and ask his audience to call him.
7. the reason why the song "I'm N Luv (Wit A Stripper)," in which Mike Jones collaborated, is that much more funny
8. his beef with chamillionare
9. the reason why Tchaikovsky is turning in his grave (mike jones has used some of his audion samples)
10. very possibly the reason why elton john turned into such a bitch earlier in the year (he worked with mike jones in a number of remixes)
11. giving uneducated minorities and white people with no rhyming skills alike a glimpse of hope
12. another piece of evidence giving dave chapelle more backing in his theory that music execs can most definitely not pick up black people off the street and expect them to know how to flow (refer to the Fisticuffs "turn my headphones up" sketch from chapelle's second season)
and last but not least,
13. the infinite number of times he repeats his damn name ( and the first few lines from his songs.