Define Mistletoe Meaning

The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas party

What Ms. Claus gets when her pants are too tight. Similar to cameltoe.

A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration

When someone wants to hold a specific happening or event over your head.

Toilet tissue debris discoverd left on the anus while in the 69 position.

Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.

a parasitic plant with white berries, traditionally used as a Christmas decoration

Christmas plant people hang somewhere hangable in the seiling (on christmas) and if you stand under it with someone you both have to kiss.

As mentioned in a line from his famous Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Mistletoeing refers to Andy William's favorite holiday tradition of getting two of the town's finest hookers to make out under his balls (the mistletoe) while he stood over them in a pantsless Santa Claus outfit.

When a males pants, shorts, or any garment covering the penis is pulled extra tight against his member. The male version of camel toe.