Her - OMG! I just saw on facebook he's dumped the bitch he cheated on me with and is now going out with a duck-faced
oompa-loompa. I can't stand seeing him with all these girls when he could have been happy with me!!!
Me - FFS MOA!!! He's a
douche-bag.
Rise above it coz ur not gonna find anyone else by sitting at home stalking the prick!