Define Monkey Face Meaning

a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!

The act of 'blowing' your man juice onto your ladies face, at which point you 'decorate' the said ladies mess with artfully concealed pubic hair- 'hey presto' MONKEY FACE

used to insult someone and compare them to a black man or african american who resembled a monkey.

ugliness, african american, insult

When a beard is bristly and thick.

A general term used to describe ficticious yet highly deviant sexual practices thought up by sad, desparate individuals in the Clapham area of London.

Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

A person who has at least two of the following traits; Upturned nose with nostrils pointing out at the world like two empty canons. Sloped and furrowed brow. Big monkey lips, teeth, and jaw.

When a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face.

When someone gets so hotboxed that they actually get high off the weed.

you shave your pubic hair and keep it in your hands during intercourse, then when you ejaculate on the girls face and throw your pubic hair at her and thus making a monkey face.