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Monkey Piss
The last sip at the bottom of a beer can or bottle. People usually dump it out instead of drinking it because it usually consists of backwash and warm beer.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you wasting that beer?
Guy 2: I'm not man. This is just the monkey piss.
Guy 1: Oh, my bad.
By Lucinda
Monkey Piss
The bottom inch of a 40 oz. bottle of beer.

Who wants the monkey piss?!?!?!?!?!
By Annamaria
Monkey Piss
An alternate name for windshield washing fluid.

Dad: hand me that jug of monkey piss will ya?

son: okay!
By Bambi
Monkey-pissed
adjective: Angry

When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.

Vernon: Hey man, what's up?

Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.

Vernon: Natalie just ate it.

Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
By Clarita
Monkey Piss
Any alchohol originating from Mexico.

Are you gay? I'd rather drink Old Style then drink that monkey piss.
By Sheeree
Piss Monkey
piss monkey a name given to mice and rats for their constant peeing pooping and destructiveness

I smell a piss monkey and see his calling card I know hes here tearing up stuff

mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk
By Rosina
Piss Monkey
An accumulation of dried urine and pubic hairs, most often found growing in and around men's urinals.

"Hey woman, get out of here with them fucking scrubby bubbles. We're building us a piss monkey!"
By Joy
Piss Monkey
A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.

That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)
By Micky
Piss Monkeys

All the sea monkeys that get left behind after the act... that are flushed out into the waterways of the world.

Frequently used as a manner of swearing without swearing.

God damn piss monkeys!
What the piss monkeys is going on here?
I say, piss monkeys again?
By Faun
Piss Monkey Damage
piss monkey damage the damage and destruction caused by mice and rats that have taken over a structure

i went down to the basement and found lots of piss monkey damage and destruction along with their poop and piss what a mess those piss monkeys made
By Maryanne