Define Monkey Shit Meaning

Monkey Shit
putty material that is used for filling in gaps.

Put some more monkey shit in that stuffing tube.
By Ursulina
Monkey Shit
When a person has a painful and often long shitting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.

"Oooh that Taco Bell is really going through me, I'll be back gotta go take a monkey shit."
By Meggie
Monkey Shit
someone who acts like a monkey and also acts like a shit, hence monkey shit

piss off u monkey shit
By Sharron
Monkey Shit
Items women buy that they don't really need or have any use for, especially when it is on sale.

Woman: OMG!! Look at this cute thing-a-ma-jig!!!! It's 99% off!!! I'll take it.

Man: Good Lord Woman!!!! Do we really need more monkey shit around the house???
By Gertrudis
Monkey Shit
A disgusting STD a girl can aquire from sleeping with too many players. Signs include exessive hair, natural ability to climb trees, a constant need for bananas, and an unhealthy addiction for the game Mario Cart.

Girl #1: We've been playing Mario Cart for almost 10 hours straight now!

Girl#2: Do you think we could've gotten Monkey Shit from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?
By Mia
Monkey Shit
An alcoholic beverage consisting of the liquor 99 Bananas, Whiskey, and Chocolate Syrup. Preferably served as a shooter.

I was at the bar last night and ordered a round of Monkey Shits.
By Blinnie
Monkey Shits
A bile movement in which a water substance explodes out of your ass.

All that drinking last night has caused me to have the Monkey Shits today.
By Fayre
Monkey Shit Fights
A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.

I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!
By Julietta
Flying Monkey Shits
self explanatory

Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!
By Carie
Monkey Shit Fight
Two or more monkeys fighting with rolled balls of their own shit often resulting in a filthy shit fest.

Hey Mike, you wanna go out and watch the Laker game later? Hell No, I'd rather watch a monkey shit fight.
By Gabbi