a person from the outback who listens to slim dusty, lee kernaghan and plays a banjo. she loves knitting and baking pies. she sometimes has her noose on, her goose on, her produce on, her abuse on, and her footloose on. but more often than not, she just has her moose on.
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"
"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."
By Daron
Moose
An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.
The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?
