Define Morrowind Meaning

Morrowind
A dusty world of alien experiences, among the Dark Elves...where tiresome irritants like friends, family, and reality are hardly even relevant. A true Morrowind player will ignore pests like spouses and parents, who do not understand who vital it is to be named the Nerevarine!

"My girlfriend moaned about Morrowind, so I dumped her for sexy Ranis at the Mage Guild."
By Delcina
Morrowind
A game that is truly amazing for its scope and things that you can do; a game that you invest three years of your time in and beat Dagoth Ur, become head of the Imperial Legion, Fighter's Guild, House Hlaalu, and East Empire Company, beat the Bloodmoon and Tribunal expansion; a game where all of that means your just getting started; and a game that had its entire memory erased along with every other game when my xbox crashed.

Morrowind is one of my favorite games of all time, but I will never play it again because my level 60 character that took three years to build was defeated by technical difficulties with my xbox.

Morrowind did not consume my life, as I was able to maintain good grades and stay involved with sports, but much of my spare time was spent playing it.

I miss Morrowind.
By Hyacintha
Morrowind
A highly advanced and very effective time travel program. After you turn on Morrowind and play for "a few minutes" you will find yourself magically transported anywhere from 10 hours to 3 days into the future

Normal Person: Hey man, where have you been? You haven't been to class in a few days now...
Morrowind Addict: Can't talk, I just played Morrowind for two days straight and I really need to get some food and use the john.
By Lorraine
Morrowind
Morrowind, the addictive, real world destroying, imagination enhancing game mostly played by men. (Age ranging from 13-30) It is full of amazing items, creatures, people and plants to capture and completely destroy the human mind. (Orcs are too stupid to be affected.)

Playing Morrowind for more then five hours is dangerous and could become addictive, if such happens seek help immediately, if you are to busy leveling up your long blade and speech craft skills by taunting the guards then you are lost to the world and the world is lost to you.

How to tell a Morrowind player from normal people:

Scenario: You are shopping at your local super market and you happen by strange looking young man with nothing but short pants and a shirt who is crouching slightly by the chips section of the super market you stare at him for a moment or two before he stands up looking confused and looks around at you before murmuring to himself. "I wondered why the sneak icon wouldn't come up..."
By Shaun
Morrowind
morrowind is the third game in the elder scrolls series, and the fourth game is in development! best game ever, took over 100 hours of my life, but i'd do it all over again in an instant.

dude my final character was like a lvl 54 khajiit thief/assassin with a 100 acrobatics/short blade/security/light armor skill, and had SICK armor (savior's hide). oh what melanie? you want to have no strings attached sex? no i'm playing morrowind.
By Chanda
Morrowind
Best RPG ever!!
Nice Mainquest, sidequests, and impoving-fever ^^

Really, Gothic is a joke compared to MW!

Mom to son:"Well, how was your day?"
Son to Mom:"very good, I defeated dagoth ur finnaly and got Arch-mage in the mages guild of tamriel :D"
Mom to Son:"I mean, how was your day at SCHOOL!?"
Son to mom:"uhhhh... well... nice i suppose.."
By Babette
Morrowind
A game that is capable of re-shaping your life in such a way that you will constantly get laid.

Yeah, man. Let me hit you up on some Morrowind; after a few bouts with cliff-racers in the Ashlands, you'll be hittin' it with the lady-types in no time, my brother.
By Kellyann
Morrowind
Morrowind::
Some call it a game.Some a way of life. For both XBox AND PC,though some who have posted here dont realise that.
AND,..it is NOT only played by MEN. One person posted that it was mostly men,but oh,no,my friend. Completely untrue!! We ladies have gotten lost in the moment as well,exterminating those bloody Cliff Racers! Every cave,Ruin,or tomb sets our female hearts racing as much as it does you males! What do I call Morrowind? I call it home,life,Sanctuary,my world,..and the place that I am gently but firmly pressing all my friends into playing. Successfully,I might add.It is my firm quest to get as many computer owning people as I can to play and fall in love with Morrowind!
Yes,it IS true,..this game will take your life over,given the chance.IF,..you can keep out all those who seek to distract you from your chosen mission to become the Nerevarine. Personally,I find that a sign on my door,"Dont Knock,Unless You Too Are A MW Player" keeps the pests at bay. HeHe,..they have no clue as to what MW is,so they go on down the hallway. But,if you find,(after many hours hidden from your non playing friend)that when one of them knocks on your door,you crouch down,hoping they cant hear you as you pause fighting,..then you,too,are a resident and addict of the alternate world of Morrowind.Welcome home.

*(knock,knock,..)Are you in there?Are you playing that Morrowind again!!?*
"um,...this is my answering machine. If you can hear this,I have left the building!"
By Ilise
Morrowind
the third, and best in my opinion game of the elder scrolls series. it takes place in the province of morrowind (duh) and is the first game of the series that is actually fun and interesting. it has a huge fully explorable world, interactive quests, about 300 charachters, millions of monsters to kill, and myriad patches and downloads, some official most not. it can still be bought in gaming stores. Although the graphics leave something to be desired by todays standards, this is the game that the mighty bethesda softworks cut their teeth on before making fallout 3
It is very addictive and i can tell you pretty much any thing about it, having played it for like five years. oddly i like it better than the 4th installment, Oblivion. Warning- can be adictive as WoW, Halo, Half Life 2, or any other good game. User may suffer from withdrawl, so threat them with measured doses, gradually weaning them off, while talking in much detail about how good other games are.

Man, where the hell have you got to the past year? we thought you died!

Ah, iv'e been in Morrowind, and finally came back to school bvecause i beat it eight times, and the doctor said i heve to wear light-sensitive glasses for the rest of my life cause the computer burned my eyes.
By Cyndie
Morrowind
A place where you can find everybody you want within 10 meters of their location 24 hours a day, seven days a week. A place where you can tell the name of someone just by looking at them.

By Gert