Define Muk Meaning

Muk
A wicked mate, and brilliant person who deserves the total best, and and total smilies all round!
Don't u dare diss, cos shes one of ma hoes, aight!

Wow ur such i Muk, I love ya
By Gael
Muk
A complete and utter moron. One who constantly blacks out, forgets important things and subsequently argues their point to be valid when everyone in the room knows it's not. A muk also enjoys looking at the sky while speaking.

Sam: Bro, let's go eat at Bento
Bro: Let's make sure that fuckin muk doesn't come with us
Sam: It's cool, he's too busy NOT smoking pot tonight!
By Pierette
Muk
A deadbeat, delinquent father, usually one who smokes a lot of weed.

"Did you hear? Marcus got fired from his job again."
"Fuck me, he is such a fucking muk"
By Gwyneth
Muk

"my wife was being such a muk last night."
By Wallie
Muk
A slang for smoking marijuana that was originated in Montclair NJ.

"What's good witta muk?"
By Darelle
Muk
A Pokemon that is purple and is in the shape of a pile of slimey crap.

Team Rocket : Holy crap! Ash's Muk turned into level 99!

Ash : Yeah bitches, I run this house.
By Emmeline
Muk
When you haven’t yeet ur skeet in so long and you’re pounding a chick from behind that she kegels at just the right moment you barely pull out in time and your man soup ends up on the floor in a large sploogey gelatinous pile between her feet.

It’d been so long since I’d had sex, when I was with Jessica lastnight we Muk’d all over the floor.
By Ursuline
Muk Muk
A person used who is a short emo person who may or may not sodomize objects.
see emo fag

person-"Hey muk muk your a fag, go cry you emo fag"
muk muk-"Im not very tall"
By Halli
The Muk
The dopest town in Washington. Short for "Mukilteo", which means "good camping ground. Has lots of stoners who like to go the Henry's Donut, Albertsons, the Green Room, the Triangle, the Ivory Room, the Gulch, Taco Bell, the White Church, the Kamiak Purple Lot, and various other places.

It was also named one of the top 50 places to live in the U.S. Though it may seem hard to believe, it's very true.

It is also known for it's notoriously stupid po-po (police) who like to patrol the neighborhoods in search of someone they can bust for being up past curfew.

"Dude once I got back to the Muk I totally visited the White Church."
By Dorothy
Muk
Drool that comes out of the pussy when it queefs too hard.

Wendy muked and Johnny licked it up.
By Clarey