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Dot My I's And Cross My T's.
Making sure your tax documents look sound and legal.

"Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.

"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.
By Florinda
Fuck My Hat, I Didn't Know That
Rhyming expression for use when you really didn't know something, and were maybe even the last person on earth to find out. Goes to show you really do learn something new every day.

'You mean you can't get pregnant by sharing a facecloth? Fuck my hat, I didn't know that!'
By Beverie
Oh My God I Microwaved The Baby
WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby

Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!
By Jordan
You Scratch My Back, I Scratch Yours
(variants: I'll may replace I)

let us be helpful to one another, let us cooperate

If you remeber to pay the bills, I will rember to do the laundry! You scratch my back, I scratch yours!
By Kelsi
Frankly My Dear I Don't Give A Damn
A quote from the movie Gone With the Wind. In those days swear words never came in big movies and the director was in trouble. Before the movie was released, he had an option to either change it, or pay $5,000 (which was worth a lot!). He payed the fine of $5,000 and it the quote became famous, it topped AFI's list of top quotes.

There's even a wikipedia article about it that I can't link to because it's too long.

Scarlett: What's going to happen to me?
Rhett: Frankly my dear I don't give a damn
By Vicky
You're My Brother, I Love You
When you're having a heated fight with the clone of your brother, you should let him know you love him.

"Shiro, please. You're my brother, I love you."
By Neila
I'm Gonna Break My Monitor, I Swer
meme made in 2018. Made popular in January 2021

Man 1: I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer
Man 2: ok
By Amii
Am I My Brother's Keeper?
It's a memorable quote in the bible found in Genesis 4:9, meaning:

1. Are you responsible for how you respond to your brother?

2. Are you held accountable for how you treat your fellow man?

It's really a sarcastic question/remark from Cain to God after Cain killed his brother, Abel, to keep from admitting to the fact that he did kill Abel.

Nino Brown: To CMB. On and on. Am I my brother's keeper?

CMB: Yes I am.

Nino Brown (louder): Am I my brother's keeper?!

CMB (louder): Yes I am.!

Nino Brown (louder): Am I...my brother's keeper?!!!

CMB (louder): Yes...I...am.!!!

The Duh Duh Man (studdering): Yes.......I am.!!!

-from NEW JACK CITY (1991)
By Erda
Get Out Of My Room I Am Playing Minecraft
This is a meme

Mom comes in.
kid be like: Get out of my room i am playing minecraft
By Joelly
Vvs My Diamonds I Dont Need No Light To Shine
the iconic lyric from nct 127's regular

VvS mY dIaMoNdS i DoNt NeEd No LiGhT tO sHiNe
By Ardenia