Define My Squeeze Meaning

My Squeeze
You friend or homie, your good friend, someone that's always there for you

By Caro
My Main Squeeze
Your best friend, home skillet, buddy for life, homie home dog, home skillet biscuit, friend for life,usually of Mexican heritage, around 5 feet tall, often named Andrea because you guys are BFFS and he/she is the real MVP. All in all, your uber duper extra best friend.

Yo that girl Andrea is my main squeeze, we been friends since all the way back in 2010
By Melina
Squeeze My Shoes
Heard more in past decades than currently--but NOT a dead expression, by any means. Although you'll likely only hear it come from the lips of the white, local-born folks living in the bigger, Northeast metro areas of the US.

The best definition is no definition. Better to put it this way: consider it the cleaner mouthed, more socially acceptable (especially in mixed company) way of saying "Don't bust my balls." The two expressions are virtually interchangeable.

1PM, Steve shows up 3 hours late for work...
The Boss: "Good morning, Steve--glad you could join us."
Steve: "C'mon boss, don't squeeze my shoes, will ya? You worked me for 13 hours yesterday and I didn't get home until 7AM."
By Laurena
Squeeze My Cat
Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.

Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.
By Bernita
Squeeze My Weenier
"squeeze my weenier " is a term that ohmwrecker/masked-gamer said whilst trying to get a point in cards against humanity and still get ad revenue at the same time but because YouTube is so bad he or his friends wont get ads anyway because the ad-pocalypse has struck

3rd grade boy: hey girl ya wanna go under the stairs after period 3 and squeeze my weenier ?
girl: ewwww
3rd grade boy: i can make it move like a caterpillar girl

girl: still no yet impressive
By Esmeralda
Squeeze My Hog
When one is in the act of squeezing their own hog

Fed: "Bro, what are you doing"

Greek: "Hold on let me squeeze my hog, COME HERE BOY LET ME SQUEEZE YOU"
By Imelda
Squeeze My Lemon
Old blues singer code for male masturbation.

"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg!"

-Robert Johnson
By Mindy
Squeeze My Head

I'm just off to squeeze my head for 5 minutes!
By Kimberli
Easy Peezy Squeez My Lemons
Said once in Pokimane's stream. Means that something was/is easy

Pokimane: Let's go we got the kills.

Random player: That was easy peezy squeez my lemons
By Josee
Squeeze My Toe And Call Me Puppet
A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.


squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!
By Daveen