Define Narp Meaning

Narp
"Not a real person" ... used to describe somebody so outrageous their existence as a human being is questionable

Did you see that dude who tried out for American Idol? He was awful...what a narp
By Allene
Narp
acronym for Non Athletic Regular Person, usually used as an insult after a death check.

"Just like you have to keep the stick in the box for lacrosse, you have to keep your beer in the box. DEATH CHECK! NARP!"
By Dorolisa
Narp
(noun) Acronym for "Not A Real Person." Narps are characterized by traits that render them unidentifiable within a contemporary, cultural context.

A NARP has a higher chance of:
- Being a savant in something.
- Popping into random social situations.
- Wearing the same outfit every day.
- Uttering inappropriately timed comments.

ARP: But if that doesn't work, what's your Plan B?

NARP: I had to get Plan B once with this girl cause I had sex with her.
By Mirilla
Narp

we are having a narp tomorrow
By Kamilah
NARP
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
By Deb
NARPS
A Non-Athletic Regular Person. NARPS are commonly seen trying to perform rather easy or basic athletic tasks but failing miserably at them. Such tasks include gym class kickball, dodgeball, flag football, ultimate frisbee, beach volleyball, and swimming. On rare occasions however you will catch a NARP trying to perform mildly advance soccer trick known only as the jester. or a nerd. someone who is not athletic at all.

NARPS could be friends of basketball players who try to play basketball with them and fail miserably.
By Teddy
NARP
Non Athletic Regular Person in regards to cadets at service academies who are not intercollegiate atheletes. Tend to be nerdy, uncoordinated and socially awkward

By Inger
NARP
how the members of the Cornell Women's Basketball team refer to anybody that is not on their team. short for a non athletic regular person

Marie: "Wow he's such a narp"
By Bridie
NARP
Chandler Earnheart- The light skinned boy that originates from northern Virginia with minimal athletic ability and very low game spitting skills.

Yo that kids such a narp, lets kick his ass.
By Eunice
NARP
Non-Athletic Random Person

A term the athletes on campus use to describe the rest of the student body

-at a party-
Jock 1: Who the fuck are all these narps???
Jock 2: I know man, like Get out my face!!! Fucking narps get on my nerves.
By Faustine