Define Cornell Meaning

Cornell
the coolest school ever.
well not really
but we try to fool ourselves

at least its better than harvard.

"So we go to Cornell. It's in the middle of nowhere but we really don't care."
By Florence
Cornell
Where hopeful youth go to have their aspirations obliterated. See: antonyms for Disneyworld, Utopia

Neil: "Yo, dude! I'm goin to Cornell!"

Brian: "Can I have your stereo after you jump off the bridge?"
By Cordelie
Cornell
1. an elite Ivy League college often scorned by the other Ivies for having an "easy" admission rate, a fallacy that many people tend to buy. At 11% (2019-20), Cornell's admission rate is, in reality, one of the most selective schools in the United States and in the English-speaking world. By comparison, the admission rates of the most prestigious UK schools such as Cambridge and Oxford are at 15-20%.

2. The only Ivy that doesn't issue a diploma inscribed in Latin. Until this day schools with a long historical standing like Harvard, Dartmouth, Yale, Brown, Penn, Princeton and Columbia still issue fancy Latin diplomas. Whereas younger colleges like UChicago, Stanford and MIT founded since the late 19th century only issue modern English diplomas.

3. One of the most comprehensive universities. Like Harvard and Penn, Cornell has all the major schools including Law School, Business School, Medical School, School of Engineering, School of Design, and the College of Arts and Sciences

"Getting into Cornell? It's harder than you think"
By Diahann
Cornell
The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.

Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."

By Eddy
Cornel
any person with this name is amazingly awesome! All Cornels are great people who are really fun to talk to and hang out with. Any one would be lucky to have a Cornel in their life.

Person A: CORNEL IS SO FUNNY!
Person B: I know! It's cause he's amazing!

lol. lame example...sorry
By Binni
Cornel

By Deni
Cornell
Real solid person, loyal to everyone and everything he does. Loves to have money and is a huge money maker named after a college so usually he is smart. A person the ladies love and a sex god.

Name your son Cornell.
By Wilie
Cornel
Cornel is a person that is cute and sometimes perfect. He is a loving dude that will never hurt you and he never hates anything

Her: I really love Cornel
Friend: I wish Cornel was mines
By Marinna
Cornel
the small opening at the end of the penis in which the male pees from.

As the doctor inspected the cornel, he found a minor infection.
By Thia
Cornelled
to flick another mans dick and/or send a pic of your dick to another man

jack cornelled me the other day.
By Dayle