Dave: Guess what?
Mike: What?
Dave: When I went to get us tickets to the 'Stones gig, the girl at
the ticket booth was an
ex girlfriend of mine in college!
Mike: So? Big deal!
Dave: She gave us 'Platinum' grade seats and we only paid for 'Silver'! How do you like that!
Mike: That's excellent!
My nipples are hard, dude!