Guy 1: I broke my neck the other week and had to stay in hospital.
Guy 2: So you missed Chuck on monday night?!!!?!?
Guy 1: Hell no, i got the nurse to bring me a TV!
Chuck Norris: Hey Chuck? hows it going...please dont hurt me...
Chuck Bartowski: Don't worry mate, I wont
flash on you. Unless you touch Sarah then
your ass is mine!