Define No Guff Meaning

No Guff
A sarcastic phrase used to describe the stupidity of another person's statement. Relatives of the phrase include "No kidding!" and "No shit!"

Glen: "Carlos came into my office and asked if I had a floppy drive. I told him that I didn't."

Andrea: "No guff"
By Orelia
No Guff
Kinda like “no shit” or “no kidding.”
Wayne Campbell from Waynes World coined this phrase.

Wayne and Garth walking through a desert.

Garth: “Wow we really are in the desert.”
Wayne: “Sha, no guff.”
By Sonnie
Guff
When something is a load of rubbish !
talking non-sense

dont give us yer guff : dont tok shite/rubbish
By Tillie
Guff
A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display
By Norina
Guff
giving someone problems
aka beef, shananigans,sass,shit

Dont you give me no guff slut or i'll slap yo eye straight
By Elana
Guff
"general unspecified free food"

This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.

Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.

Hey, are these cookies guff?

Yeah, I made them for everyone last night.
By Corrinne
Guff
Over-inflated information, bordering on superfluous or wholly irrelevant.

Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.

"Never read the manual, it's usually just guff in twenty languages."
By Dyna
Guff

Don't give me any of your guff.
By Allyn
Guff
A stinky fart. Usually a quiet 'parp' sound, rather than a squelchy one.

"Ahh mate, did you just guff? That reeks!"
By Merralee
Guff

oh god, somebody just guffed! Was that you? Did you just guff?
By Fanchette