Define No One Gives Meaning

No One Gives
A short way of saying no one gives a (crap, sh*t, f*ck, et.) usually to avoid saying the curse word but also to say a shorter version. Someone may want to include the curse word, but it might not be the right place and time to say it.

"You got a 99 and not a 100 on your math test?." "Guess what? no one gives ." (Pretend their in school or some place where you should be polite.)
By Beatriz
No One Gives A Fuck

- I just got a new phone!
- Dude, no one gives a fuck.
By Shelli
No One Gives A Fuck Brad
The extreme act of no more shits being given. Can be used in any act of lost hope and caring of a situation, especially in the instance of wearing the wrong color sweater on the wrong day.

By Elena
Give One

Jenn: Wow, Anton is so cute. I totally want to give one to him.

Jess: You can't. He's gay.
By Jacquette
Give One
Give one is a shortened phrase deriving from ' I don't Give a shit'. explained like:
Give one,
I couldn't give one
As in a shit
As in i couldn't give a shit

A: hey i read a great book on the history of bees
B: give one:)

A: you need to do the dishes
B: give one
By Emmalyn
National No One Gives A Flying Fuck About Your Crush Day
This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.
By Trudi
No One Gives A Fuck About What Your Name Is On Urban Dictionary So Fuck Off
People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck
By Pamelina
Take It Up With My Butt Because That's The Only One That Gives A Crap
A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.
By Letti
Give One The Abdabs

Give one the abdabs:
He kept giving me the abdabs so I slapped him.
By Costanza
Give One The Creeps
to give one the creeps is to create a feeling of disgust or horror

There was strange man following me around the grocery store. He was giving me the creeps!
give one the creeps
By Nanice