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Define No-lifer Meaning

No-lifer
People who prefer to stay inside their bubble (Parents basement, filter bubble, and such) instead of go outside and see the world. This people tends to embarrass themselves because of their narrow-mindedness

Don't be a no-lifer, get laid
By Cori
No Lifer
someone who dosent work and has no friends except online.

Rehmeyer is such a no lifer.
By Shalna
No Lifer
Somebody who devotes their life to one specific activity because they have absolutely nothing better to do in their spare time. One such example is somebody who plays video games more than 12 hours a day because they have nothing better to do. No activity is exempt from this though, and video games can't be singled out, this applies to sports, outdoor activities, etc...

no_lifer: You have no life. All you do is play video games.
other_guy: No, I have other things I can do. I just choose to play video games.
no_lifer: Well what about me. All I have to do with my life is play football? I'm not a no lifer. I have friends.
other_guy: Actually, you don't have a life. Just having friends and spending your time playing sports doesn't mean you automatically have a life.
By Keslie
No Lifer
Someone who updates twitter / facebook / their personal blog (WTF, who owns these? we don't care what you think!) practically every moment, detailing EVERY SINGLE event that happened in their day.

So you're trying to prove to us that you have a life...but you honestly don't. We don't care what you're doing.

A: -twitters- MM, I'm hungry.
A: -twitters- YUM going to starbucks now!
A: -facebooks- Going to my boyfriends now!
A: -twitters later- Giving my bf a bj! GTG!

We don't care. x_X Stupid no lifer.
By Livvyy
Lifer
A Navy acronym (Lazy, Inefficient Fucker Expecting Retirement) used to describe someone who does as little as humanly possible and is just waiting to collect his or her pension.

"That O'Hara is such a fucking lifer. He's so lazy, I bet it's an effort for him to turn in his sleep. Jesus! That fucker moves so slowly you have to look twice just to see if he's moving at all!"

"You're telling me. I heard he's so lazy he married a woman who was pregnant by someone else."
By Debbie
No Lifer
Someone who spends all of their time doing one thing. Like spending 18/24 hours a day on the computer.

person 1: Did you hear dutch leader just got 85 slayer?
person 2: Yeah he has no life, plain and simple hes a no lifer
By Elizabeth
For Lifer
A best friend that will always have your back that will stick with you to the day you die

Andi and Ava our for lifers
By Walliw
Lifer
(n.) A prisnoer who has been ordered to spend life in prison.

Murderer! Murderer! OJ should at least be a lifer!
By Reeba
Lifer
a person who is employed at a minimum wage job, and is destined to work there for the majority of their life.

She's going to be a lifer at Tim Horton's.
By Elisa
Lifer
1. One who has remained at a location for an extended amount of time so as to be considered a permanent resident
2. A person with no hope or desire to leave their current environment

Dennis has been a helper for 5 years, he is definitely a lifer.
By Colline