Define Notwork Meaning

Notwork
A network that is often down or unreliable; syn. wordnetbreak/word.

My network is down so often it is a netbreak.
By Nerti
Notworking
the lack of public appearances in the right places. the opposite of networking.

Ephesus does not have a job because he is notworking.
By Olivia
Notworking
Variation on the traditional business practice of networking, where guests will attend a function to meet other business people and make professional contacts.

Notworking, however, involves going to the same function with the express intention of getting blind drunk, hanging out with friends and not really doing anything professionaly constructive at all.

I've got this awards function next week, but I think I'll be doing a bit of notworking while I'm there.
By Diena
Notwork
The network that I normally use to 'lug' along the disinformation super-hypeway!

A.k.a. WWW (World Wide Wait!)/ (Wait Wait Wait!).

Whenever the notwork hits a 'dirt-road', I just want to put my fist in my compooper!
By Hilde
Notworking
Variation on the traditional business practice of networking, where guests will attend a function to meet other business people and make professional contacts.

Notworking, however, involves going to the same function with the express intention of getting blind drunk, hanging out with friends and not really doing anything professionaly constructive at all.

I've got this awards function next week, but I think I'll be doing a bit of notworking while I'm there.
By Zahara
Playstation Notwork
(noun) (puh-lay-stay-shun naht-work)

The loving term given to Playstation Network after the recent outages on Sony's online gaming platform.

Hey do you wanna play Portal 2 tonight? Oh wait, we can't do it on the Playstation Notwork.
By Janine
Social Notworking
The practice of spending time unproductively on social-networking websites, especially when one should be working.

Joe - Hey, Mark is constantly updating his Facebook status, does he not have any work to do?

John - His company obviously doesnt realise how much Social Notworking he is doing!
By Simona
Social Notworking
The act of using a social networking site while at work.

Don't bother me right now. I'm busy doing some social notworking.
By Jordan
Social Notworking
When you spend all days at your job on social networking sites such as facebook,myspace and twitter.

Amanda spent day in the office social notworking instead of helping patients.
By Valma
Playstation Notwork
A period of time in 2011 when the PSN got hacked and for lack of better terms, "didn't work".
This event is the closest we have had to an apocalypse; nerds raged for weeks on end, some switched to xbox...and in extreme cases, some hung themselves in their basement. But some got lives and actually got out of the house.

"Playstation network? Nah man it's more like Playstation Notwork."
LMAO
By Lilias