Define Ntp Meaning

Ntp
no t preocupes or in english don’t worry

ntp we can hang out some other day
By Cynthia
NTP

Why are you buying basketball shoes, you don't even play!
NTP, I think they look pretty cool.

Charles: Dude, Andrew totally hit that last night.
Andrew: Nah, NTP, did you see the other chick he took home?! Bangin!!
By Leigha
NTP
Short for "Need to Pee". Used mostly in instant messaging.
When you need to pee really bad, it's generally good if it doesn't take that long saying it.

Charlie: What did you think about the party last night?
Mike: NTP. Brb
*minute goes by*
Mike: Bib. Party was great!
By Toni
NTP
an acronym, abbreviation or slang word for “Need To Pee”.

Synonyms: full bladder, gtg to the bathroom, weewee time, etc.
Antonyms: DNTP*, empty bladder, no pee break necessary, etc.

Karina, where are you going?”
Too much water, NTP”
By Shannen
NTP
NTP: Non-Team Player. Someone who is selfish, inconsiderate, and refuses to take one for the team.

"Wow that fucking NTP went to pick strawberries instead of playing d&d with us"
By Austina
NTP
In golf - Nearest The Pin.

Most golf clubs hold NTP competitions on one or two par 3s, with entrants stumping up $1 or $2 to make a pool of winnings. The first person to hit the green marks that location and puts their name on a sheet. Anyone who hits it closer moves the marker. At the end of the day, the last person on the sheet (whose tee shot is Nearest The Pin) collects the whole pool of cash money.

Kim: How was golf?
Lee: Pretty rubbish, shot a 95. But I did pick up $200 in the NTP comp. Flushed a sweet 7-iron next to the flag.
Kim: Go you!
By Britta
NTP
Non Threatening Penis
A straight male friend who will not try to sleep with a female friend.
He is like a brother, exhibiting completely non-sexual behaviour. He's not necessarily a "nice guy", but just a great friend that has nothing to do with sex.

NTP is the male version of the "fag hag", except both parties are straight.

Kayla and her NTP, Derrick, go to the strip club all the time. Every girl should have at least one NTP in her contact list.
By Sibylla
NTP
Flattering/ buttering

I'm fed up of these NTPs, they just want to be on top.

Seeing Rana's speech, I wished he stoped this NTP to get SRAG's attention.
By Ortensia
NTP
This acronym stands for the phrase "No teeth please" inspired by those who were dissapointed after losing the corn off their cob. One should always say "NTP" right before he receives dome, saftey first!

Hey bro, last night me and mike were having a wicked time just playing uno, chillen ya know. He popped in a dave mathews cd and that's when everything got wierd. He unzippered my pants and right away i shouted "NTP BRO!!!"
By Karolina
OMG NTP!
OH MY GOD NO TOILET PAPER!

The horrifying realization there is no toilet paper after a significant bowel movement.

texting: had to take emergency sit down at Wal-mart. OMG NTP!
By Avie