1) Grammaw: Jimmy-Ray, what did they
learn you in skiewl today?
Jimmy: We did science, Grammaw. We done learned all about the Creation, and even sumthin' about this little bitty thing called the
atomic nukulus.
2) "Saddam Hussein recently sought large quantities of
uranium from Africa, so he could cook him up a mess of nukular bombs for to blow up the whole Godly nation of Texas." -Dubya